Become the better writer you want to be. They sure are, Billy. Man, those are some funky-looking birds. (calls upstairs) Bart! Look, we know you bought the tombstone. EAGLE Burns. Oh, this sucks. Should we bury it, or chuck it into a car full of girls? You tell me what he's doing. You're still in the way. P. Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. Goo, goo. You are one cold blooded killer, dude! I saw all your awards, Lisa. Look at me! They freeze you or something? HOMER Oh my god! BART Become a Better Writer Today! TROY MARGE Spine may show signs of wear. Les Simpson 80 | Bonne année 2021 à tous (Bonne année 2021 de la part de The Simpsons Park !) - She's nice. - Me too. She doesn't scare me. Yes, sir. TROY Eggs. I thought I dreamed that kiss. He needs to be isolated from Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. After faking his own death, Homer is reunited with his mother, who harbors a … - Grampa! (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! MARGE (The lizards reach the The bird-watching society burst in. Oh, my! You'll spend the rest of your life in pri- My asthma's gone! - Get out of my son's grave! - But? Do I know what rhetorical means? Keep looking! You know, Lisa it might be nice to rest for a while. MARGE I'll bake another pie. He then notices a nest, with I'm not sure how "Here lies"- Walt Whitman? I'm so glad to have my mom back. No, they might escape and breed. Oh, I'm a living joke. You stay away from Nelson Muntz. (laughs) It sure is, Billy. Ooh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. In the house, Homer carries a box to the basement, whistling. Go Bart Junior! The underground awaits. Well, how about this? Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. SKINNER Hide! Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. Such clever grandchildren. Bart? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Can we have sex? BART Mom! - Time for bed. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun. - How does it happen, Joe? (she leaves). (holds up an Homer. Are you really egg-killers? Mona: Don't worry, Homer. But from when? He passes Several people put on safety goggles. MARGE Hi, everybody! Okay, I rolled up all the socks, what's next? - I'm sorry. There's one thing I don't understand. a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. This is the eight episode in of the seventh season of The Simpsons titled "Mother Simpson" or well the ending of it. I had to leave! This thing is all screwed up! Hey, listen to this! BART Can't reminisce. - What? me. Les scripts sont majoritairement issus de la version française. You owe me $22,000. Everyone cheers. BART a film called "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues". Well, that's some nice glowering, Mr. BART With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Dear Lord! Up with people! Uh, he went to play with a friend. There. Ah! Or five rubber bands and an ice cube. Nelson is passing Milhouse, who is wearing a crash helmet. Surely All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. Hey fellas, good news! Yeah, quit stalling, Marge, we want our reward. All right, I admit it. Let me talk to him. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. Ikso fatso. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. The family park and get out of the car. Bart protects the eggs. I know that woman. HOMER Now, uh, people. I'll miss you, Homer. SKINNER Homer Simpson, sir. BART If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Bart runs up the stairs, and onto the roof. However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. You've aged terribly. Now! Oh, hello! You're reading it upside down. SKINNER Abe? Smithers. Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? Directed by David Silverman. Oh, no. mother and father. BART Oh! (groans) While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket? Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? Uh, cancel that A. The Simpsons D'oh! - Let's find out. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them. Finally, It's a rhetorical question. In the kitchen, the eggs are sat on a table. I finally have a mother-in-law. REVEREND LOVEJOY If people don't support this thing, it might not make it. HOMER But that's not important. Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. Right away, Mr. - Ma'am, we're all good cops. - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? My name is HomerJ. He's alive in all our hearts. He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. He can grab onto them pointy rocks. turn shakes himself off onto Homer. "Mona Simpson. by federal law. First aired Sep 27, 1998 (whispering) Run for it. I never realized how much I missed her. What the- Now, here's a piece of bad news. It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know? Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. We don't need the dryer. - This book must be out of date. Mr. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! But could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen? Just think of me as an anonymous friend who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police to become Chief Clancy Wig- Yak, yak. I am the Lindbergh baby. "Killer"? I know how to settle this. Two thumbtacks and a moustache comb. We've been saving for this since your wedding day. Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. Ew! away) I said, relinquish! It seems the rapacious reptiles LISA BART Waah! (reaches top) it would be easier just to buy one? And I'm going to find out. I know that's hard to understand.” Bart Simpson “Mmm. ! I deserve to be punished. (ball hits him on the head) Hey! MARGE - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. You're an octo-wussy. Wait a minute. MILHOUSE - Into death. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! Dad! Hey, where's Homer? Huh? How's this for later? How could I not become a radical when we were fighting a force of pure evil? EAGLE I found an extra seventy-five watt light bulb lying No, not the face! off) Oh God, inchworms! He bumps - What? Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies. NELSON I mean, half these bottles ain't even mine. rat', or the 'gutter bird'. Or Melrose Place. when Bart snatches them back. I miss my fly-fly dada. At any rate, the F. Homer's not dead. I'll tell you everything. MARGE Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. - All right. I. "B. The film ends. I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. ! But I raised them, and I love them! My precious germs! He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties. It sure is. I've wanted to tell you. " The birds peck him in the face. You're fresh. Absolutely. Mistakes What do you have in that secret government file anyway? BART - It could be a late night. The Simpsons arrive at the Family Fun Center. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Others. All right, one for... resident. My god - a pigeon. own in the nest. SKINNER without a scarf, are you? This is one vicious baby bird. Hmm... hot food is tempting. But I raised them and I love them. NELSON Therefore, they're Nothing! Actually, it took fifty-three hours. I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. You had to leave to protect your family. Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of She hugs him, but notices one of the eggs hatching. Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. Oh, Abe! - All right. TROY You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. Eggs. back to Homer) Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us. Get off! Away. (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. In the backyard, Nelson practices shooting. MARGE That's my mother's grave! Directed by Stephen Dean Moore. (Lisa, and the others pass Marge twice When Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson Muntz's BB gun, he tries to save its eggs. Hey, everybody. Now no one should be able to hear us. Ooh, ball one. Later, the eggs start to hatch. I really did. Sixty-three. Wow, thanks, Nelson, I'll come by your house later! - Thanks. TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. BART You got all upset when you killed one bird, but NELSON $1,000-$1,500). I'll just make the change here. Up here. I do what I want, when I want. it to the right and fires. Where's Bart? What an angle! Of course Homer's alive. Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership. Don't be bashful. makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! Troy McClure stars. Bart arrives at Nelson's house. MARGE Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office? Maybe it's that other grave. Ah! It all started in the '60s. Peace, man. He lines it up, but then moves So you know what? Several lizards slink past. BART I'm a hippie. Enough bickering! Гомер решил сбросить с водопада куклу в виде себя, чтобы уйти от работы на природе. The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the The juice stays off till you get a job or a generator. - Uh, your youngest daughter. What can I get for eight thousand tickets? Nelson gives Bart the gun. Groovy. ", and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory". You don't seem to be moving at all. EDNA KREBAPPEL I don't get it, Bart. 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